Look at my new gentleman owl mug! He’s a feat of science, this one. He’s a mug, and he balances on his ears and handle in order to hold liquid. How ingenious is that? I like this handsome chap—I especially like his bow tie.
He was a gift from my family—doesn’t it seem like they know me well?
Today was a weird day. I felt out of sorts, grumpy and disgruntled, and, friends, it just got weirder. I am watching The West Wing, and Sesame Street characters have just overtaken the show. Big Bird just sat down with CJ, and they were awkward. I feel like I don’t know how to handle all of these developments.
I have a can of paint calling and a shelf waiting for me, so I will sign off. Maybe tomorrow won’t be such a weird day.