Danny and I kissed a moose.
What, you don’t believe me? We really kissed a moose! I know they are incredibly dangerous and scary, and they are really aggressive. But, we kissed one!
I don’t know if you all know, but I am practically Dr. Dolittle. I talk to animals, they talk to me, and we get along famously. So, then, this moose couldn’t resist my charms.
Ok, so I fibbed a little. I did kiss a moose, but the moose was not alive. But, when I tell this story to my kids someday, I’ll make sure to leave out that little detail.