If I could, I would live the life presented in this book.
I would make candlesticks out of washers and lights out of plumbing materials. But, then I realize that I have essays to grade—and, Danny and I don’t use candle sticks. We would definitely burn down the neighborhood if we used candles that weren’t in jars.
In other news, I am still looking for that job that will allow me to be completely alone while making tons of money. If you know of anything, please let me know. I’ll be waiting by the phone.